Today I was added by firstname.lastname@example.org to Gmail’s chat. I immediately suspected of a chatbot so I accepted her. Here’s how the conversation started:
blinky.stars8: Hi cutey
me: do i know you?
blinky.stars8: hi .. have we chatted before? 23/female here…you?
me: 174 male with testicle cancer
blinky.stars8: i’m sorry ..i get to be forgetful at times!! how’re you??
blinky.stars8: Just got out of the shower…long day been kind of busy! but i’m feeling naughty! so what’s up ….. want to have some fun? ;)
blinky.stars8: I need a man that can make me squirt……have u ever made a girl squirt? lolz
blinky.stars8: gonna change my clothes … want to see ? ;)
blinky.stars8: wanna play on cam?
me: Yes, but be quick about it. I’m running out of animals.
From this point on, I just started asking questions to see what this was bot capable of. Here’s the golden answer:
me: Have you ever licked a dolphin’s vagina?
blinky.stars8: lick n slurp!
There you have it. The proof that spammers are pervert.